“Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eight and gradually approach eighteen.” — Mark Twain
“Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.” — Mark Twain
Twice Husband Half Income When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. — Chi Chi Rodriguez
Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. — Jonathan Clements
Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. — Oliver Wendell Holmes
Gladys and Henry are ready for another turn around the sun!
Frank and Herbert wonder what the road has in store for 2017!
There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you bring to your life and the lives of people you love. When you learn to tap his source, you will truly have defeated age. — Sophia Loren
I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap. — Bob Hope
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. — Kitty O’Neill
A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job. – Ella Harris